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pretzel salad


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"Make anything with love, and BAM! It's a beautiful meal."
__Emeril Lagasse

"Who could ever weary of moonlit nights and well-cooked rice?"
__Japanese proverb

"What I love about cooking is that after a hard day,
there is something comforting about the fact that
if you melt butter and add flour, then hot stock, it will get thick! It's a sure thing.
It's a sure thing in a world where nothing is sure!"
__Nora Ephron

"A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness."
__Elsa Schiaparelli

"Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work
in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent,
so is the ballet. "
__Julia Child

"Cooking is a creation."
__Piero Selvaggio

"'Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers."
__William Shakespeare

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I know this doesn't sound like it would be good,
but most folks seem to like it, especially Miz' Tate and her lady friends.

Pretzel Salad

Ingredients:
1 [six ounce size] box strawberry Jell-o
2 cups boilin' water
1/2 cup cold water
2 [ten ounce size] packages frozen strawberries, partially thawed
1 and 1/2 sticks margarine, softened
3 tablespoons sugar
2 cups pretzels, coarsely crushed
8 ounces cream cheese, softened
3/4 cup confectioners' sugar
8 ounces whipped toppin'

Instructions:
1) Preheat oven to 350�.
2) In a large mixin' bowl, dissolve the Jell-o in boilin' water.
3) Stir in the cold water.
4) Stir in the strawberries, undrained.
5) Let Jell-o mixture stand 'til cool. Don't chill!
6) Cream together the margarine and the sugar.
7) Stir in the crushed pretzels.
8) Press the pretzel mixture over the bottom of a 9x13" bakin' pan
and bake for ten minutes.
9) Let stand 'til cool.
10) Beat the cream cheese with the confectioners' sugar 'til blended.
11) Fold in the whipped toppin'.
12) Spread the cream cheese mixture over the baked layer.
12)Chill 'til set.
13) Spread with the Jello-o mixture.
14) Chill uncovered for eight to twelve hours.

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